Don't get really really drunk like I did yesterday. I haven't done it that bad in a couple of years at least. I have forgotten portions of the evening and everyone who saw me seems to have something to say on the matter. I've had e-mails about it and threats from my housemates to tell me what kind of things I got up to. And this morning in the lab has been horribly unpleasant, I have a pounding headache and a recurring desire to dash to the toilet.
So yeah, just don't