It's good to be smooth. If your metallic sample isn't smooth enough, it's hard to analyse it under a microscope. It's also really nice to know that you are the smoothest kid on the block. So my advice to you today is
Be Smooth...
Use mild green fairy liquid, smooth your nails, moisturise, talk in a deep, slow, clear, confident voice, don't ever get flustered, and, above all, wear really dark sunglasses.
Don't let anyone in the world out-smooth you, ever.
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4 comments:
Valuable advice.
Also, saw your plaits on facebook, pretty awesome!!!
Also, why are the words to verify I'm not a robot always so complicated. Can robots spell "cat" but not "voyynuih"?
Ha ha, you won't read this till Friday night or Saturday. I could say whatever I wanted and you wouldn't know until then, aha! ... Oh, unless you got it in an email. Sorry for such a pointless comment. I thought your plaits were pretty radical too. Will you be in today?
oranges are pretty smooth you know.
actually i would recommend ecover rather than fairy liquid. it is better for the environment, and better for your hands than fairy.
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